Well folks, it’s July. One of the true deadzones of our calendar year. Unless you’re some kind of freak that’s actively trying to celebrate the 4th or one of the fake-ass federal holidays that surrounds it (What the hell are we Laboring / Memorializing for, they’re literally just Mondays), there’s a big ol gulf ofContinueContinue reading “DYODM 2: Electric Boogaloo – Whaddaya Mean You Haven’t Seen The Thing?”
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Da Year of Da Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo – Eragon
Welcome back to my silly lil blog where I yell about da movies. I’ve freed myself from the shackles of monthly reviews and will instead be posting whenever I have something worthwhile to say going forward. And after a few months of hunkering down in my apartment and enduring an absolutely bonkers gauntlet of nightmareContinueContinue reading “Da Year of Da Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo – Eragon”
Da Year Of Da Movie – Spider-Man
The day of reckoning is upon me. It’s finally time to talk about the Spider-Men. When I first started making these posts, I thought it would be fun to try blasting through an entire film franchise, then do a big bulk review of them separately from the standard monthly blogs. I remember daydreaming about howContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie – Spider-Man”
2026 New Year’s Resolutions
Hey! I don’t think I’m going to post this, but I don’t know how to write without addressing an audience, so uh, this is what we’re getting. Here’s a few things I want to work on in the coming year. Accept Cringe I’ve been an old curmudgeon recently, and I can feel my youth slippingContinueContinue reading “2026 New Year’s Resolutions”
DYODM: Da Flammys
As you might have noticed, I watched a decent amount of new releases in 2025. I also haven’t checked anything out in December, so to cap off the year we’re doing a best of list: Da Flammys! It’s like the Oscars, get it? Please ignore that it sounds way closer to The Grammys, that’s justContinueContinue reading “DYODM: Da Flammys”
Da Year Of Da Movie: November
Hold on to yer butts, we’re talkin about da movies! I’m breaking format a bunch in this one. For the first time, we aren’t going in a strict worst-to-best order, and instead we’re going chronologically! What a world we live in. It’ll make sense in a sec, don’t worry. #1 – The Running Man MeContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: November”
DYODM Notes: Lord Of Da Rings
I watched the entire LOTR trilogy over the past few days, and started taking notes shortly into Fellowship. Some of them are chuckle worthy, so I figured I’d post em. Happy Thanksgiving! The Fellowship of the Ring Stoner Gandalf communicating exclusively via grunts is a vibe The close ups on faces is such a funContinueContinue reading “DYODM Notes: Lord Of Da Rings”
Da Year Of Da Movie: October
Howdy gamers, welcome back to DYODM! To be transparent, October was a bizarre month for me. I saw three new releases in theaters but can barely remember most of them, so sorry in advance if this is a weird post. It doesn’t help that I’m almost certain that none of the people reading this willContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: October”
Da Year Of Da Movie: September
Hold on to yer butts, we’re speed running this one. I saw two movies last month and only one of them is really worth mentioning. So in the interest of not wasting anyone’s time, let’s hop into this! #3 – The Trailer for Tron: Ares I’ve had to see this gross little creep’s face beforeContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: September”
Da Year Of Da Movie: August
Guys, gals and non-binary pals, we officially made it through the Summer. We’re days away from a wonderland of autumnal delights. It’s a great time to be alive. I have once again seen 6 movies this month, with 5 of them being in theaters. And my biggest takeaway from August is the following: I’m oneContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: August”
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