Well folks, it’s July. One of the true deadzones of our calendar year. Unless you’re some kind of freak that’s actively trying to celebrate the 4th or one of the fake-ass federal holidays that surrounds it (What the hell are we Laboring / Memorializing for, they’re literally just Mondays), there’s a big ol gulf ofContinueContinue reading “DYODM 2: Electric Boogaloo – Whaddaya Mean You Haven’t Seen The Thing?”
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Da Year of Da Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo – Eragon
Welcome back to my silly lil blog where I yell about da movies. I’ve freed myself from the shackles of monthly reviews and will instead be posting whenever I have something worthwhile to say going forward. And after a few months of hunkering down in my apartment and enduring an absolutely bonkers gauntlet of nightmareContinueContinue reading “Da Year of Da Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo – Eragon”
DYODM: Sinners
DYODM SINNERS Okay so I didn’t watch anything new last month. In fact, the only thing I saw was Sinners. This marks my 3rd viewing; once in IMAX, then in a normal theater, and finally at home with subtitles. After these three viewings, my opinion on the movie hasn’t changed. It’s still an absolute blast,ContinueContinue reading “DYODM: Sinners”
I Bought A Bunch of Mighty Beanz Blind Bags Because My Life Is Spiraling Out Of Control And I Want To Feel Young Again
Over 2400 words long and not a single Cars 2 joke.
The Impossible Whopper: A Review
The Impossible Whopper blasphemed its way into bodies across America, and mine was one of them!
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