Howdy, and welcome to the April edition of DA YEAR OF DA MOVIE. I checked out 4 films last month, and 3 of them were recent releases that I ventured out to a theater for. Some were good, some were great, and one of them was… #4 - The Shining I absolutely hated this. ItContinue reading "Da Year of Da Movie: April"
Da Year of Da Movie: March
Remember last month when I said I was going to try to outline my thoughts on movies directly after I watched them? That way I’d have an easier time writing these?? Well jokes on me, because not only did I not do that, I also watched a grand total of 3 movies this month. Plus,Continue reading "Da Year of Da Movie: March"
Da Year of Da Movie: February
Howdy, and welcome to another riveting edition of Da Year Of Da Movie! This entry is going to be a bit on the shorter side as I watched 8 films total this month, but only 3 of them will be covered in this post. The other 5 are going to be part of a separateContinue reading "Da Year of Da Movie: February"
Da Year Of Da Movie: January
In 2024 I saw a grand total of 2 films. The first was an inebriated re-watch of Nick Cage’s myopic biopic, The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent. The second was the absolute pinnacle of modern cinema, Sonic The Hedgehog 3, seen in theaters with 3 of my closest friends. Now obviously it’s all downhill fromContinue reading "Da Year Of Da Movie: January"
Bone-In Wings
A Journey Of Discovery Man eating grilled chicken wings. Trying to be neatly but not very lucky. Canon 1Ds Mark This text just like, auto generated when I added this image. I've never seen it before in my life. There was also a link, but I removed that in case it led to something nefarious.Continue reading "Bone-In Wings"
I Bought A Bunch of Mighty Beanz Blind Bags Because My Life Is Spiraling Out Of Control And I Want To Feel Young Again
Over 2400 words long and not a single Cars 2 joke.
The Impossible Whopper: A Review
The Impossible Whopper blasphemed its way into bodies across America, and mine was one of them!
Yogurt Covered Skittles? In My Candy Aisle? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
In the beginning, the five flavors lived together in harmony. Their peaceful coexistence delivered fruity explosions of sugar to the mouths of children and adults around the world. A simple handful was a fun-filled roulette, a test with no wrong answers. No matter the color, the results would undoubtedly be delicious. But everything changed when the Apples attacked.
41 Ounces Of Fruit: A Breakdown
In an effort to understand just how much of our beloved candy has been marred by the Green Apple plague, I recently purchased a 41 ounce bag of Skittles. The results may shock you.
Fuck Green Apple Skittles
Look at this pile of useless shit.