Life is a nightmare and we exist only to suffer, but every once in awhile the cruel and uncaring god that runs this shithole bequeaths unto us a reason to carry on. This week it’s CHAPPELL ROAN FORTNITE America’s favorite lesbian top can finally beat Homer Simpson to death with a pickaxe, or whatever youContinueContinue reading “CHAPPELL ROAN FORTNITE”
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Da Year Of Da Movie – Spider-Man
The day of reckoning is upon me. It’s finally time to talk about the Spider-Men. When I first started making these posts, I thought it would be fun to try blasting through an entire film franchise, then do a big bulk review of them separately from the standard monthly blogs. I remember daydreaming about howContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie – Spider-Man”
2026 New Year’s Resolutions
Hey! I don’t think I’m going to post this, but I don’t know how to write without addressing an audience, so uh, this is what we’re getting. Here’s a few things I want to work on in the coming year. Accept Cringe I’ve been an old curmudgeon recently, and I can feel my youth slippingContinueContinue reading “2026 New Year’s Resolutions”
DYODM: Da Flammys
As you might have noticed, I watched a decent amount of new releases in 2025. I also haven’t checked anything out in December, so to cap off the year we’re doing a best of list: Da Flammys! It’s like the Oscars, get it? Please ignore that it sounds way closer to The Grammys, that’s justContinueContinue reading “DYODM: Da Flammys”
Da Year Of Da Movie: November
Hold on to yer butts, we’re talkin about da movies! I’m breaking format a bunch in this one. For the first time, we aren’t going in a strict worst-to-best order, and instead we’re going chronologically! What a world we live in. It’ll make sense in a sec, don’t worry. #1 – The Running Man MeContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: November”
DYODM Notes: Lord Of Da Rings
I watched the entire LOTR trilogy over the past few days, and started taking notes shortly into Fellowship. Some of them are chuckle worthy, so I figured I’d post em. Happy Thanksgiving! The Fellowship of the Ring Stoner Gandalf communicating exclusively via grunts is a vibe The close ups on faces is such a funContinueContinue reading “DYODM Notes: Lord Of Da Rings”
Da Year Of Da Movie: October
Howdy gamers, welcome back to DYODM! To be transparent, October was a bizarre month for me. I saw three new releases in theaters but can barely remember most of them, so sorry in advance if this is a weird post. It doesn’t help that I’m almost certain that none of the people reading this willContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: October”
Da Year Of Da Movie: September
Hold on to yer butts, we’re speed running this one. I saw two movies last month and only one of them is really worth mentioning. So in the interest of not wasting anyone’s time, let’s hop into this! #3 – The Trailer for Tron: Ares I’ve had to see this gross little creep’s face beforeContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: September”
Da Year Of Da Movie: August
Guys, gals and non-binary pals, we officially made it through the Summer. We’re days away from a wonderland of autumnal delights. It’s a great time to be alive. I have once again seen 6 movies this month, with 5 of them being in theaters. And my biggest takeaway from August is the following: I’m oneContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: August”
Da Year Of Da Movie: July
Howdy gang, welcome to Da Year Of Da Movie: July Edition! For the low cost of 24 bucks a month, I can now see up to 3 movies per week at my local theater. As a result, I checked out a whopping 6 new releases in July, so we’ve got a lot to talk about.ContinueContinue reading “Da Year Of Da Movie: July”
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