The Impossible Whopper blasphemed its way into bodies across America, and mine was one of them!
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Yogurt Covered Skittles? In My Candy Aisle? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
In the beginning, the five flavors lived together in harmony. Their peaceful coexistence delivered fruity explosions of sugar to the mouths of children and adults around the world. A simple handful was a fun-filled roulette, a test with no wrong answers. No matter the color, the results would undoubtedly be delicious. But everything changed when the Apples attacked.
41 Ounces Of Fruit: A Breakdown
In an effort to understand just how much of our beloved candy has been marred by the Green Apple plague, I recently purchased a 41 ounce bag of Skittles. The results may shock you.
Fuck Green Apple Skittles
Look at this pile of useless shit.
Flamoctapus 