In the beginning, the five flavors lived together in harmony. Their peaceful coexistence delivered fruity explosions of sugar to the mouths of children and adults around the world. A simple handful was a fun-filled roulette, a test with no wrong answers. No matter the color, the results would undoubtedly be delicious. But everything changed when the Apples attacked.
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41 Ounces Of Fruit: A Breakdown
In an effort to understand just how much of our beloved candy has been marred by the Green Apple plague, I recently purchased a 41 ounce bag of Skittles. The results may shock you.
Fuck Green Apple Skittles
Look at this pile of useless shit.